people who say pop instead of soda are not my friends they are my enemies
(via sourpatchmoms)
boys stand up to pee
girls sit down to pee
boys sit down to poop
girls stand up to poop
how backwards is that??
I’m sorry but I have never stood up to poop
yo whatever
(Source: chickensandwich, via sourpatchmoms)
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
why this got notes i’ll never know
(via punkmonksteven)
Conversation I heard in the club.
| Shy Guy: | Hey there.. |
| Random Guy: | Hey what's up? |
| Shy Guy: | Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute. |
| Random Guy: | Thanks dude! |
| Shy Guy: | So, are you here with anyone? |
| Random Guy: | Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom. |
| Shy Guy: | Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight. |
| Random Guy: | That's alright it's cool. |
| Shy Guy: | You don't mind me calling you cute? |
| Random Guy: | A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from. |
| Me (iwishlilbwasmygrandpa): | Why the fuck does this have 400,000 notes |
| Me (admirer of iwishlilbwasmygrandpa): | Anothr excellent and funny comment from my hero, iwishlilbwasmygrandpa. i love when he adds a funny comment like this to a post and shows the posters whos boss. i never get tired of a funny comment adding like this. please continue with my support, iwishlilbwasmygrandpa. |
